You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.

Tonight, while clipping Ellis’ nails I noticed he was hoarding the “moons” under my thigh. Apparently he wants to “save them for later”. Gross. I knew a kid in college that did that so maybe I should be concerned. I also met a kid who would sprinkle his, um, gross netherhairs (??!) on hockey players when he checked them. No, I should be worried. Really, really worried.

I have spent the past month combing the web for necessities to make our house a home…and once again I ended up at Walter Drake. They know me so well.

Aww snap! A toilet snuggie with matching everything? We have finally reached “baller” level and it is dope.

The old metal carton holder. Apparently someone complained that “with the handle, it takes up a lot of room.” Weird. I would have never gathered that from picture. Plus, I am always dropping things made for gripping. And it’s on sale!

Tremendous. Don’t call me a braggart but If this doesn’t motivate me to host a housewarming party, I don’t know what will.

I consumed an entire pan of brownies within 24 hours this past week so this really isn’t all that unreasonable.

Note that I can pin (and will) Pin this. So glorious.

And for the spiritual pet lover in the house…

Let me know if you want in and we can go halvies on the shipping.

Wise words? Bring it.