It smelled like Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were doing squats in there.

As you all know (or maybe you don’t), I still claim that Mr. Swirley looks A LOT like Chuck Norris during beard season. But today, someone likened him to Scorpio from The Simpsons and dare I say, she is SPOT ON!!

Don’t deny the awesomeness that is Mr. Swirley in the wintertime. You are welcome. Again.

Also, if you ask to be my friend, I will likely terrorize your children.

And lastly I am unable to speak or write without making a complete ass out of myself.