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If you lose a prescription for a narcotic you have to report it to the police. You then have to take the police report to the doctor to get a new prescription. Funny thing is the Chicago Police won’t give you a report to take to the doctor. So you can’t get the script. All types of awesome.

In other news, I just checked the status of my $100 parking ticket and it has been dismissed.To all you naysayers out there who told me I had to lug my baby downtown to fight a ticket (I am looking directly at you Mr. Swirley) – nyah nyah. 

Wise words? Bring it.