Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It’s a numbers game.

Creeper alert! Remember how I joked about EK being the class creeper after reviewing his school evaluation? Oh, so hilarious, right? RIGHT? Well, it’s official, my son is perv. Not only did he honk my boobs TWICE today, but below you will find evidence of just how determined he is to involve himself in a sexual harassment suit in the semi-near future.

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Oh, hi Judy. That’s a great graph. Let me lean in to get a closer look

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Judy, Judy, Judy. You are TOTALLY misinterpreting this. I really just want to know about this graph. My hand slipped. It slipped!

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Bruh, did you see that? I totally just goosed Judy. Fistbump.

Balls. And I mean that in the most serious way.

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Wise words? Bring it.