Fatty Magoo

Mr. Swirley is certain spring is nearly here. High 40s this weekend signal time to get in shape. He plans on running the Madison half-marathon with GM in May, then a 200 mile relay race (Madison – Milwaukee – Chicago) with seven co-workers followed up by a July Dragonboat race for literacy. I am guessing some summer league frisbee will be thrown in there if he signs up in time. He says all of this is to stay fit; I say it’s to make me feel large and in charge. Don’t worry, I will still be cheering from the sidelines in my elastic-waisted maternity capris.

Wise words? Bring it.