Come on! She’s just worried that I’m going to win the Miss Teenage Hairspray contest!

If you were going to buy Ho-Ho one thing for Christmas, what would you get? I know I would purchase a vat of hair gel. A literal vat. It would last her about a week. If I were buying her two presents it would be a toss-up between two vats of hair gel and a vat of gel and a vat of perfume. Any old perfume would really do but she is partial to very expensive perfumes. That would last about a week too.

Last night I received a call from Mrs. S. Apparently Ho-Ho went to the Consumer Value Store with Mrs. S’s credit card for some hair dye and walked out with: hair dye, spray and gel and mascara. It’s not like she brought all of that with her. Wait, she did. I packed it. I mean, if I had someone’s credit card I would obviously buy a whole bunch of stuff I don’t need with their money. It’s Christmas after all…the season for taking.

Wise words? Bring it.